“a company for carrying out an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody is to know what it is“
From the listing prospectus of a company issuing shares during the South Sea Bubble, c. 1720
On February 27th Grand Pacaraima Gold Corp., a mining corporation focused on Venezuela, changed its name to First Bitcoin Capital Corp (“BITCF”) thus moving from a small penny listed Canadian mining corporation to being a small listed Canadian penny listed Bitcoin/Altcoin focused corporation (h/t Matt Levine). Similarly on 16th January Global Energy Development Plc changed its name to Nautalis Marine Plc, having been previously invested in E&P production in South America, in a related party transaction purchased potentially the worst 11 vessels in the entire global subsea fleet and continued their lay-up in Louisiana, and became a small cap listed offshore vessel owner (not operator as all the assets are in lay-up).
Global Energy/Nautalis entered into a complicated loan note, validated by advisors, although this opinion has not to my knowledge been made public, to complete this transaction in which the related parties released their interest in the vessels and thus exchanged a highly uncertain equity stake, in 11 of the oldest (and most operationally compromised) OSVs in the world, for fixed obligation loan notes. The company, having generously lent the related parties money to buy the vessels in the first place, then even more generously extended credit to purchase them back. Now the company seriously states it is looking for technology focused acquisitions to add value to their vessels… one of these was built in 1967…
BITCF is also fond of complicated transactions. BITCF has managed not only a share buyback but also a dividend in cryptocurrency: BITCF used XOM “the internet of money” to buy back ordinary shares, and then Tesla Coin (“TESLA”) to pay a dividend (BITCF owns 20% of TESLA). Unfortunately, the Securities and Exchange Commission appears to have had a sense of humour failure and has suspended trading in the shares, which is a shame because on mirth value alone I recommend reading the letter explaining this which states:
BITCF is extremely rare in this regard for an OTC company as most are dilution machines designed either to grow their company or unjustly enrich management and promoters. Our management has never sold one share of our stock in spite of the meteoric rise in price per share.
The reason we have been able to succeed without external funding is due to the fact that we early learned how to develop crypto assets on a shoe string, so to speak. This also resulted in our being able to pay off our debt which was owed to management with one of our created crypto currencies.
Clearly BITCF found mining for coins easier than finding gold. In a similar vein Global/Nautalis found buying decrepit DSVs, in a related party transaction, easier than foraging for oil. Both are essentially technology plays they claim, kind of like Facebook and Snap… I guess…
I often wonder these days why I am not involved in a cryptocurrency. Can life have meaning without one? I get The Bank of England shares doubts about the stability and role of this unit of account in a modern world… but really can a bank created to finance a government loan see the future?
I note that Nautalis seeks a niche a specialised offshore technology. I think the M&A bankers can already see the possibilities that I do?! DSV Coin? There are over 850 cryptocurrenciesalready (none of which carrying the symbol DSV that I am aware of?) and BITCF allows users to mine their own coins based on their own blockchain, (although the company itself has mined 20.7m of the potential 21.0m coins). How can you not want to invest in a company that issues the following statement:
the company intends to pay additional dividends in various crypto currencies that may include crypto exchange symbols $WEED $FLY $PRES, $HILL, $GARY, $BURN, $OTX and $KLC. We may also from time to time pay dividends in our own common shares in their crypto form which trades under the crypto symbol $BITCF on various foreign cryptocurrency exchanges.
$WEED coin listed on 3 exchanges during 3rd successful ICO (Initial Coin Offering).
WEED coin now trades on the OMNIDEX, COINQX and CRYPTOPIA https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/Exchange/?market=WEED_BTC
Similarly Nautalis (who also have some great promotional material) makes much of the of the fact that they are they are “unique”:
That is my favourite slide ever. And I say that as an ex-management consultant who was virtually paid by the slide at one point and can make the cleverest idea into a meaningless deck of slides in an instant. They should have added a line “Number of offshore energy services companies with their entire fleet in lay-up – 1 (.001%)”, that is the only improvement I could suggest. I once had a boss who was a stickler for detail who would have crucified me for not explaining the correlatation/causation aspect of so few offshore companies and the need for the industry to have less capital as E&P spending decline… but maybe not if the slide was of this quality.
Nautalis have noticed a “massive” industry (one they also have limited experience in) and are therefore “targeting a niche market”… with 11/11 vessels in lay-up that is patently true! Nautalius note there are 10 000 companies…. and probably none with their entire fleet in lay-up either! It’s a veritable Cambrian explosion of wealth…
These companies are made for each other. NautalisBITCF can issue the first cryptocurrency based on DSVs. As the oil market recovers the vessels can be scrapped to issue genuine metal tokens (“money”) in the blockchain, backed by actual ships: A quaint physical symbol of the past perhaps? Or you could short the ships (defintitely if I offered investment advice, which I don’t) and go long AltCoin, or DSVCoin, or whatever you could get away in an Initial Coin Offering.
The link here as always is investment bubbles: BITCF are hoping to ride the wave up whereas Nautlis Plc appear to have timed spectacularly badly the offshore oil services downturn. The one thing you can guarantee here is that that those Nautalis vessels won’t dive again (unless they are sinking), or in the case of the barge lay pipe, and anyone not taking seigniorage on “money” issued by BITCF is unlikely to get a return…